tumblagay:

haphazardhappenstance:

possessedcreampuff:

sizvideos:

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

Update:

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AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

sangoireseussian:

daddy-frnk:

hearse-in-reverse:

bannerinthevalley:

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

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uptown-daft-funk:

carriethestorymaker:

66point6:

dongstomper:

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

…no

whismical:

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

  • WHY ARE ALL THESE PORN BLOGS FOLLOWING ME OMFG
  • It's gonna be 79 degrees in Amsterdam today but it's supposed to rain the day we get there well. We're getting there pretty late at night so who knows. Idk hoping for warm weather : )))))

davejade:

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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itsalburton:

actuallyasisterofbattle:

themercuryjones:

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Congratulations, B.o.B., a dude more than 2,000 years ago figured out what you still can’t understand despite the benefits of free public school, generations of documentation and the internet at your fucking fingertips.

To be honest, I’m mostly reblogging this for the Carl Sagan explanation.

Ancient Egypt was insane with their astronomy and giant buildings. The damned pyramids line up with constellations and specific stars

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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